Things I Wish To Say To Other Drivers

.....instead of scolding and cursing them in my own car with windows all closed tightly and looking like some insane woman who talks to herself. Sigh.

1. Is it that difficult to turn on the signal when you wanna cut in or change lanes???

2. Must you cut in??? Cant you queue from the back (like other people) instead of cutting in like some shameless moron? without putting on your signal. I dont give way to idiots like this.

3. Why the hell must you speed when you see me put my signal either to the left or right just so I wont overtake you? When earlier on you were driving slower than a snail!!!! And then can hon back some more.

4. How come you're driving so damn slow in the middle or fast lane???

5. Please dont drive soooo near my back if you feel I am slow. There is such a thing called the 'Fast Lane'.

6. SCREW YOUU!!!!!!!!

Okay, I'm done complaining. Back to the real world, where I have to come across people like these wether I like it or not.