My Thank You Speech

And the award for the one with the most FML moments in his or her life goes to.......*drum rolls*......CLAIR LEONG!!!! *cue award-ish background music*

*applause**cheers*

Oh wow, I never thought I would win one of these - the FML Award. It is such an honour, I tell ya. Well, the people I would like to thank most are the ones who have been with me every step of the way.

- The ungrateful ones whom I was there for when they needed me and just somehow had that memory permanently removed from their minds. Good job.

- To the ones who indirectly screwed up my life even before it really began. Few people contributed a few percentage but still, its something. I admit, I am one to be blamed as well but best to not take credit for myself only but to also thank other people.

- To the successful people I once met sometime throughout my life, thanks for making me hate my life more and feel like a damn loser.

Lastly, to the ones who dont bother to be interested in what I've been up to or what I've been going through, thanks for not giving a crap because the story of my life will make you go FYL so...you're welcome, for not being the chosen one to listen to my sad case stories. You dodged a bullet there, my friend.

Yes, I've gone through so much in the past 3 months that made me just use the term 'Fcuk my life!!' so often. I guess, I do deserve this FML award then. Once again, thank you all (you know who you are) for proving to me that my life can not get any better. Thank you.

*cue ending awards-ish background music*

ps: just noticed that some readers DO comment on my posts. awww. well, if you posted it like so long ago, sorry coz i didnt noticed. I just did so, thanks :)

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