Random Writings On My Closet Door

1. My dad was at a pet shop on Saturday and stumbled upon this old couple with their shih tzu. They talked to it like they were talking to their own child. I'm assuming they dont have kids. Anyway, they were asking the dog 'what must you do before you eat? You must pray. Come on doggie, pray!!'. These arent the exact words but again, I'm assuming these just are. And you know what? It did!!! Dad said so *shrugs*. Amazing.

2. Was watching this talk show on tv one morning and they were interviewing some people for some reason. I wasnt paying much attention until I heard the chinese girl, who's a GUEST, mentioned Ip Man. Then, the HOST of the show had the cheek to correct her and said..'no no..its I P Man'. The chinese girl responded 'No, its Ip Man. Ip is my surname too.' Kena!!! LOL. like Hello??? The chinese girl guest should know better and you are correcting her?? How embarrassing and I P Man joke is so more than 12 months ago.

3. My grandmother has Alzheimer and everyone in the family love asking her things like 'who is she/he?' or 'do you know this person?'. My mom, especially, love asking my her who I am because she loves it when my grandmother says 'fei mui lor' (fatty girl). Oh well, I'll just take whatever I can get. Haha.

4. Jerry has murdered 3 of my footwears to the extent of not being able to wear it ever again. He chewed on another but I manage to save it on time. So I guess its 3 and a quarter pair of shoes. Grrr.

5. It just occurred to me how sexi Christiano is. I always hear people rave about how hot he is, blah blah blah but I never bothered because...whatever lah. But after watching tonight's Portugal vs N.Korea match, I changed my mind. Oh hot dayum, HE'S GORGEOUS!!! and 7-0??? Epic.

6. I still find it hard to believe that there are females out there who are very itchy backside when it comes to men. Excuse me? Did you leave your pride, dignity and reputation in your ass? or maybe the drain??

7. Shakira's Waka Waka song is highly addictive. its so addictive that I actually DL-ed it. Help?

8. I'm quite sad that the walls of our famous Pudu Jail is being broken down to widen the roads to improve traffic. How is it special anymore without the beautiful painted mural walls?? Sigh. On another note, I so want the Ghost Adventures team to go there. kekekekkee.

9. I so frikkin wanna go for MTV World Stage on the 31st of July!!! I wanna see my girl crush, Katy Perry. and also hope there more of my fave artistes will be there. I need tickets!! Thanks much.

10. I'm beginning to see my unemployment as a blessing because when I start working, I wont be enjoying such luxury anymore. So, I've decided to stop stressing. If I'm still jobless by next January, then I'll start stressing again

:)

sun-kissed skin so hot we'll melt your popsicles...