Confessions Of A Dumb Blonde (At Heart)

- I was watching this video of a Singaporean comedian named Kumar, which a friend of mine shared with me on FB. I've seen him on tv before and I find him really funny. Very natural dude/dudette. Anyway, one of the jokes was if chinese plus indian is chindian, then what is chinese plus baiyi. Normal people will get the joke immediately lah but nooo, dumb blonde me needed time to think and came up with 'ChiYi'. As in chai yi. Wtf is wrong with me? hahaha. duh, its chibai lah.

- Was at a Gucci store today, checking out some stuff. Its not really my kinda thang lah, wanting to enter a branded outlet but my friend wanted to so i just tagged along. Spotted some shiny accessories and instantly walked towards it. I stuck my hand out, wanting to touch the shiny bling bling accessories when I suddenly realised it was all protected by a glass thing. Too distracted by the bling-ness or just really duh? *shrugs*

- While walking at the Windows Of The World in Shen Zhen, China, I noticed that there was music coming from hidden speakers. Like over here, music can be heard when we're indoors but this one got music outdoors and i was wondering where in the world is it coming from. So I looked up at the trees and my powderful ears finally made me find out where it came from - a fake mushroom placed on the grass. So, I just stared at it while walking. Then, a random girl passed by and stared at me staring at the mushroom. My mom then stared back at this random girl who was staring at me staring at the mushroom speakers. Haha. Have to be there to see it.

okay, sorry. That's all i got.

Bye!