Do I Really Look Like Jerry?

As I was taking Jerry out for a poop just now, I passed by this guy who happened to be coming out of his car. He saw us and said....

"The dog looks just like you...."

EXCUSE ME???

Do I even know you well enough to say that to me?? Rude much???

Just as I was about to show him my annoyed and angry look, he continued...

".....lah, dear."

And then his girlfriend came out of the car. Oops. Luckilly I didnt give him 10000 pieces of my mind. If I did, he'll.....he'll.....he'll....oh well, forget it. I'm too pussy to tell anyone off, let alone 10000 pieces of my mind. LOL.

In the end, he and his girlfriend smiled at me and I couldn't help but smile back. See? These are nice people, unlike that bitch witch I had to encounter last Monday. Since I mentioned it, I might as well story about what happened.

That Monday, as I was bringing Jerry home after his poop, I decided to unleash him because I usually do it. I ONLY do it when I dont see anyone else standing around at my housing area and if I dont see anyone's gates open. So, as we were walking home, this house opened its gates and out came a lady.

Of course, Jerry, being friendly and playful, ran to the lady and she cleverly decided to run back inside her house as well. This made my life even more problematic because when she runs, he runs too and I cant catch him!! After I caught him, the lady looked pissed so I apologised repeatedly but she showed no forgiveness.

When I reached home, she came out and talked loudly to whoever and said...'Ya lah, the dog is as stupid at the owner'. So I responded, 'I apologised OK!!!!!'

Dunno she heard or not since she was shouting like some crazy douche.

BITCH BITCH BITCH!!!!!!

Like you damn bloody smart la? If you were, you would know not to run when a dog chases. I hope Jerry traumatized you for life!!!!!!! Even if it was my fault, I apologised so its not my problem anymore.

Besides, it was just her luck lah to open her gate and walk out of the house!!

The end.