Okay, seriously. When people ask questions like that, how the fcuk do they expect one to answer? But in the first place, why do they even ask such questions like that? So insensitive. By the way, is it hurting you that I am fat? Anyway, my answer to 'why the heck are you so fat?' would be....
- Because God made me this way and I ain't complaining. So what's your problem?
- Because eating is my passion thus the difficulty of losing weight. So what's your problem?
Actually, being fat definitely has its advantages.
Number One
- At clubs, while we boogey sendiri, there wont be any freakos coming up to us with lame pick up lines or even dirty dance with us. They actually leave us alone. Unless, they are totally drunk and their vision is blurry la, so all they see is a slim version of us fatties.
Number Two
- We are not that easy to kidnap. Too heavy already what. Unless, the kidnapper/rapist/robber is another fatso la. Then that's a different story altogether.
Number Three
- We always get to sit at the front seat because our ass too big for the back seat. And, in public transportation, people wont wanna share a seat with a fatty because they wont have enough place. Cools.
Number Four
- We save a whole lot more of money compared to skinny hot chicks when it comes to shopping. Why? Because we cant fit in to most of the clothes. But we totally get more awesome clothes at Dorothy Perkins. Its pricey but we can afford it because we saved so much money already from not being able to shop at places which only offer lidi broom size clothes.
Number Five
- Fat people are usually more fun to be with :)
Number Six
- Its more worth it to bring fatties for buffet meals because we do not waste food and we enjoy it in the process.
Number Seven
- When and if a guy falls in love with us, we know that its because he really loves us for who we are. Not because of our so-called hot body and pretty face.
That's all I got for now. Maybe someday, I will come up with 50 advantages of being fat. I will try to post that up in another 3 weeks time. Do remind me.
I know being fat is unhealthy and uncool but some people are just born this way. So that's why, it doesnt feel like a big deal to be fat because we've never been slim anyway. I am aware, however, that I have put on more weight ever since I started this internship because I usually walk to classes but now I dont need to. I've also stopped dancing class so I do not get any form of exercise.
I am hoping to work on my diet plan once I am done with this internship. I will either exercise or go on some major diet programme or maybe be bullimic. LOL. We'll see. I just need more motivation, that's all.
So, there. Answers to why the heck am I so fat
Just so you know, it IS very rude to ask people why are they fat or to even call them fat. If they are very sensitive and take these comments seriously, they might just commit suicide or even diet to death. So please, be considerate of other people's feelings. Thanks!!
PS: Real humans have curves okay.
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