If I were a.......




stand-up comedian, will people laugh at my jokes? Am I funny enough to be one? Or am I too lame and boring to even think of being one? Hmm, I wonder, and I want answers. XD



Since last night, I've been watching stand-up comedies back to back. Okay, not like I watched a million of stand-up comedies la. Just the ones from Russell Peters and Ellen DeGeneres. Yes, Ellen DeGeneres also does stand-up comedy. I must admit, I was totally hooked on it. Who knew I would some day appreciate stand-up comedies? Teehee



Honestly, I didnt know that Ellen DeGeneres is a stand-up comedian aswell. I watched 2 stand-up comedies from her today and absolutely loved it. I find it so amazing because her mentality is exactly the same as mine. Seriously, I am not kidding. Its like whatever hidden thoughts I've been hiding from the world have been blurted out by someone else. Coool right? Hehe. Thats why I enjoy watching her soooo much. Her jokes weren't even dirty. Okay, maybe some were and she only said 'fcuk' once but other than that, it was pretty clean and funny.

Another reason why I love Ellen DeGeneres so much is because she give away freebies like giving away candies. LOL. I dont know if the freebies were from her or sponsored by the show or whatever, she still seems generous.

I hope that someday I will appear on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and she will give me freebies. Hahaa. Or, maybe she can give me a call and make me laugh. That sounds good too. LOL. Or, maybe just meet her face to face.



I hope she's reading this somewhere out there. Call me, Ellen!!


On an unrelated note, Jason castro's performance this week was da bomb!!!!!! I am rooting for him 10000% <3