OoooOOOooppsssss.......I did it again.
Here I am, with another blog entry, but fear not, its not one of my grandmama stories or complains. Its actually something I found in my Friendster's bulletin board. Sometimes, there are things there that actually entertains me =D

Here's what I found. The Teenager Commandments.
Looks like I wont be able to follow these commandments because I will no longer be a TEEN anymore. *sulks*
Okaay..I'm being so lame and such a pain. LOL. Ok, just read on and enjoy =)

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has MORE money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

There you have it. the TEENager commandments.
What a laugh!! I personally like commandment number 5 & 7. LOL.

Now now, all you teenagers out there, don't do the unthinkable and follow these creative commandments. Hoho.

*Right. I made myself sound like an old lady saying that. LMAO!!*