Someone posted this in Friendster so decided to share it here. Its a story of a dumb blonde. I think she would be the dumbest blonde I've ever met. If we get to meet, that is and she will definitely irritate the crap out of me.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,'Please come over here and help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment,then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.'
He takes her hand and says,

'Second, I want you to relax'.'Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...'
He sighed........and said....
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'Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.'

Hmmmm. I am seriously speechless. *giggles*

Financial Accounting test was over about 2+ hours ago. It was so-so.
I think I screwed it up. The MCQ part was only OKAY!! It was boring. I read the questions and felt bored and ended up just circling whatever answer I felt that sounded the most logical. I could answer some questions based on what I studied tho but most of it were totally long winded. I get restless and start dreaming and time will run out. Gosh. Teachers should make their questions more interesting. Well, that was section A. As for section B, thats where I think know I screwed up. First of all, my answers were NOT balanced!!! Damnit!! I felt so frusrated!! Whats more frusrating is the numbers were sooo close!! Close as in the debit was something like 30755 and the credit side was 30955!!!!!! WTH!! Okaaaaay..I admit. The reason for its closeness is because....I transfered some accounts from debit to credit to make it almost balanced but it tak jadi so..yea..LOL. XD. I'm genius.

But still !! I tried my best but nothing happened. Gahhh!! So much for trying hard but I did it to the best of my ability so...whats done is done..>.< I hate numbers!!

You know, I always wondered, while we're sitting down cracking our heads trying to figure out the answer for some killer question in the test paper, what exactly are those lecturers thinking? Could it be 'Hahahha..Cannot answer lehhh' or 'The answer is C!!! Circle C!! Urghh!!Bodoh' or 'Ahh...2 more hours then only can balik. Faster la!!'...And also, how do they tahan standing around for 2 whole hours watching over us? I mean, dont they have better things to do? Pity them. I also wonder, how does it feel watching us suffer while all they do is set the trickiest questions and enjoy watching us kill our brain cells. Hmm..Ponder ponder.

I managed to survive 3 days without meat!! Woohoo!!
What an achievement man!! Its suffering for me but worth sacrificing =)
Since I havent been fasting and sacrificing for the past weeks during lent, I figured I should do something for Holy Week. Hmm. I'm proud *smiles*

Been having very very weirdo conversations with this someone...

Someone:*whispers* should I tie my hair or leave it down?
Me:Leave it down la. Er...why are you whispering?
Someone:*whispers*I don't want my hair to hear me.LOL
Me: o.O ..Err...Okaaayyyy

Next incident..

Someone:Yer...why all the songs in your phone not nice wan?
Me:Errrr......because....you dunno the songs. Its Korean. But I like.
Someone:Oh....

Yea. Very weird. LOL. Made me speechless and erm...powerless? LOL. Dont know how to say. Just got that phrase from a song >.<

Urgh. I have so much to do and so little time to do it. I feel like stoping all the clocks and restart it once I'm done with whatever nonsense I have to do. Sighhhh!!

Okay. I have nothing much to say so I shall go and get started on my Management report. Been delaying it for..erm..3 weeks already? Sheesh. Yes, I know, I'm a very extremely last minute person.

Whoever in this world invented test/exams/assignment was definitely out of his/her mind at that very moment.

Toodlesss

I love Lil Danielle so muchiee!!!!! XD
Should I call it Lil C instead? Hmm...

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